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Townie Don't

from Orange Girls by Adam PC

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lyrics

Townie don’t mind. Townie don’t dance too good.
Townie don’t give a shit. Townie don’t.

Townie don’t give a goddamn about your college degree
or how you got to where you are or where you plan to be.
Townie don’t want to start shit or try to make you leave.
He just wants to ask you and your friends,
“Why the fuck y’all starin’ at me?!”

Townies don’t mind what you do.
Scratch offs! Doral Lights! Heaven Hill! And Diet Rite!
They just want to have a good time, too.
Eatin’ some wings! And smokin’ some kind! I’m havin’ laugh! I’m havin’ a time!

Townie says, “You want a thicker girl. They’re much better in the sack.
“About twenty pounds overweight, likes to keep on her back.”
He’s got a gold Chrysler LeBaron that’s illegally parked out back,
with a bumper sticker that proudly says, “If you can read this you’re too sober!”

Townies don’t mind what you do.
Scratch offs! Doral Lights! Heaven Hill! And Diet Rite!
They just want to have a good time, too.
Eatin’ some wings! And smokin’ some kind! I’m havin’ laugh! I’m havin’ a time!
The bartender at your local Applebee’s.
Fried sides! Extra ranch! Tall glasses! And wide pants!
Don’t give a good goddamn that she’s a townie.
Good hours! And snappy shirts! A lively crowd! And great desserts!
So, take a minute. I want you to spell it out. I want you to explain, in the plainest of terms, why you’re freaking out.

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from Orange Girls, released March 25, 2012

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Adam PC Boston, Massachusetts

Adam PC is a rock band from Boston, MA specializing in catchy tunes and BS.

The band began as the solo project of Adam Preston Cissell, who released two albums, Townie Does (2008) and Entendo Tapes (2009) on his own before asking the rest of the band members to join and play shows together live. As a full band, they recorded and released Orange Girls in March, 2012. ... more

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