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LOL Breakdown
05:15
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Got the internet gateway device protocol. It’s lovely, lovely talk.
Midnight chatter leads to witty banter, now.
With lovely, lovely emoticons.
She’s saying “LOL”. I’m saying “LOL”.
She’s laughing “LOL”. Entrancing “LOL”.
Heard you had a bad day, bad day, bad day online.
So sorry, sorry. Let’s talk it out.
Token pick-me-ups and distracting anecdotes.
With lovely, lovely emoticons.
She’s smiling “LOL”. I’m smiling “LOL”.
Lifetime Movie smiling “LOL”. But worse “LOL”.
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2. |
The Nuclear Youth
04:28
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3. |
Coffee Shop Closure
04:27
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So you’re finally taking me down to the smell of coffee grounds.
There are elitist fucks on mac books with bad posture all around.
So, this is your neutral ground? A cute place you just found?
Well, how fucking ideal, you smug fucking cunt!
It’s just coffee shop closure, even though we both know it’s already over.
It’s just coffee shop closure, even though we both know it’s goddamn over.
You say that we need to talk, but that’s not what you mean.
You mean that you need to talk, while I sit hear, pissed off, listening.
You want us to be friends, the kind that email every now and again with bullshit lame anecdotes that end with “How’ve you been?”
It’s just coffee shop closure, even though we both know it’s already over.
It’s just coffee shop closure, even though we both know it’s goddamn over.
Let’s talk about your stuffed panda bear collection. That kind of really freaked me out.
Thirty panda bears starring at us on your bed while we were making out.
Let’s talk about anything else other than what we’re talking about right now.
Let’s talk about this hazelnut soy latte that I’m so glad I paid for.
You paid for it!
It’s just coffee shop closure, even though we both know it’s already over.
It’s just coffee shop closure, even though we both know it’s goddamn over.
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4. |
Entendo Tapes
06:11
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Off, on, reset, reset, blow in the cartridge, blow in the cartridge.
Off, on, reset, reset, blow in the cartridge, blow in the cartridge.
Off, on, reset, reset, blow in the cartridge, blow in the cartridge.
Off, on, reset, reset, blow in the cartridge, blow in the cartridge.
Entendo tapes. “Entendo tapes” is what the neighbor kids called nintendo cartridges.
Entendo tapes. “Entendo tapes” is what the neighbor kids called nintendo cartridges.
Entendo tapes, ah. Entendo tapes, ghu.
Entendo tapes. “Entendo tapes” is what the neighbor kids called nintendo cartridges.
Entendo tapes. “Entendo tapes” is what the neighbor kids called nintendo cartridges.
Entendo tapes, ah. Entendo tapes, ghu.
Entendo tapes. “Entendo tapes” is what the neighbor kids called nintendo cartridges.
Entendo tapes. “Entendo tapes” is what the neighbor kids called nintendo cartridges.
Nintendo Power Magazine, please tell me exactly how to beat the games that I would love to beat. I want to save the princess!
Nintendo Power Magazine, A Boy and His Blob is hard to beat. Please tell me which fucking bean I need to give that blob.
Entendo tapes, oh! Entendo tapes, ghu!
Entendo tapes. “Entendo tapes” is what the neighbor kids called nintendo cartridges.
Entendo tapes. “Entendo tapes” is what the neighbor kids called nintendo cartridges.
Joust, RBI baseball, Metroid, Skate-Or-Die, Golf, RC Pro Am, Kid Icarus, Zelda II: The Adventures of Link, Ninja Gaiden, Double Dribble, Paperboy, Bad Dudes, Excite Bike, Super Tecmo Bowl, Track and Field, Jeopardy.
Entendo tapes. “Entendo tapes” is what the neighbor kids called nintendo cartridges.
Entendo tapes. “Entendo tapes” is what the neighbor kids called nintendo cartridges.
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Give me that drop-d 1990’s guitar riff, so these rowdy mother fuckers can go and kick some shit.
Give me that drop-d 1990’s guitar riff, so these rowdy mother fuckers can go and kick some shit.
Give me that drop-d 1990’s guitar riff, so these rowdy mother fuckers can go and kick some shit.
I’m at the show, drinking beer from a plastic cup, and I’ve got a bitchin’ wallet chain.
Cut it for myself at Home Depot. Oh no!
Are you going to the after party? I heard they have a fucking keg of Icehouse on the porch.
And I heard they even got a fucking ice luge! It’s going to be fucking mint!
Hey! Yeah! Let’s do a round of shot! Sure, I’ll do a four horseman!
And four minutes later, I’ll puke it up in the fucking trash can!
Yeah, man, I know this band, they don’t believe in the guitar solos.
Yeah, man, I used to hang out with the bassist. He used to sell me weed!
Drop-D 1990’s guitar riff, mother fucker.
Drop-D, fuck yeah, 1990’s, hell yeah, guitar, shit yeah, mother fucking riff.
Put my fist through the speaker cone!
I’m at the party, and I’m in the bathroom, and there’s a mother fucker pissing in the sink.
I said, “Hey man, what the fuck are you doing?”.
He said, “I’m pissing in the mother fucking sink!”
So, later on, I’m holding a beer bong for some mother fucker in corduroy jeans.
I’m holding a bong and coaxing him on, saying, “drink, mother fucker, drink, mother fucker, drink!”.
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6. |
GRIND!
03:07
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Friday night at the local shit bar, looking to get lit, man.
Having some drinks and doing some bullshit, and drinking some more shit, and doing some bullshit!
Schlitz, Jager, Beam and Coke, oh, that’s cool, I’ll take Jack!
Whatever the fuck, whatever the hell, may-as-well, maw-as-well!
Grind! It’s how I unwind, with a Beam ‘n’ Coke with a slice of lime.
Grind! Hey, let’s pantomime that I’m making love to you from behind.
Grind! Works half the time, and the other times, fuck, I don’t mind.
Grind! Until closing time, when I grind on the girls in the bathroom line.
I’m working the dance floor. How you working the dance floor?
Like a cold, lean fuck.
I spot a damsel in distress with a stain on her dress and I notice that she’s holding her bangs up like she’s going to puke and she’s leaning forward like she’s working a toll booth.
I come up behind her like a fucking sleuth.
Hey look at me! I’m fucking grinding!
Grind! It’s how I unwind, with a Beam ‘n’ Coke with a slice of lime.
Grind! Hey, let’s pantomime that I’m making love to you from behind.
Grind! Works half the time, and the other times, fuck, I don’t mind.
Grind! Until closing time, when I grind on the girls in the bathroom line.
Fucking shit, it’s fucking last call. Got to get that fucking final round.
Four Jack ‘n’ Cokes, a Bicardi Ice, a Rum and Diet and two Miller Lites.
She’s leaning forward and her head is down, and I’m grinding it out and I’m closing it down.
Her forehead is practically on the fucking ground, and holy shit, I got a fucking hard-on!
Grind! It’s how I unwind, with a Beam ‘n’ Coke with a slice of lime.
Grind! Hey, let’s pantomime that I’m making love to you from behind.
Grind! Works half the time, and the other times, fuck, I don’t mind.
Grind! Until closing time, when I grind on the girls in the bathroom line.
Grind! One more time. And get the goddamn hell off of Mountain Time.
Grind! While holding up the victory sign. My grinding is boss and it’s one of a kind.
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7. |
Lazy Hangover Day
04:45
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I woke up to the sound of a truck backing up, and slowly opened one eye.
I kicked off the sheets and said, “it’s going to be a lazy hangover day”.
I’ll stay inside today. Won’t do much at all.
It’s true. I look forward to a lazy hangover day.
I shuffle down the stairs, and on the counter sitting there is a half-eaten block of cheese.
I laughed to myself and said, “what the hell, it’s a lazy hangover day”.
I’ll stay inside today. Won’t do much at all.
It’s true. I look forward to a lazy hangover day.
I’m on the couch watching idiots shopping for a house, and I’m craving Chinese.
I watch another show and then join in arms with General Tso. Lazy hangover day.
I’ll stay inside today. Won’t do much at all.
It’s true. I look forward to a lazy hangover day.
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8. |
Sufficient-C
05:50
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She’s a sufficient-c-u-n-t. Suffice to say she is a sufficient-c-u-n-t,
Suffice to say, “she’s ok”.
She’s a sufficient-c-u-n-t. Suffice to say she is a sufficient-c-u-n-t,
Suffice to say, “she’s ok”.
Efficient-c-u-n-t. She gives it up much too quickly.
Efficient-c-u-n-t. Suffice to say, “she’s ok”.
Deficient-c-u- n-t. She’s lacking in quality.
Deficient-c-u-n-t. Suffice to say, “not ok”.
She’s a sufficient-c-u-n-t. Suffice to say she is a sufficient-c-u-n-t,
Suffice to say, “she’s ok”.
She’s a sufficient-c-u-n-t. Suffice to say she is a sufficient-c-u-n-t,
Suffice to say, “she’s ok”.
Yeah, hey, meow, meow, meow!
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9. |
Beard Out
06:26
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Men with beards are smoking in bars and talking to women and drinking a lot.
Men with beards are smoking in bars and talking to men who also have beards.
Men with beards are out and about and fucking shit up and drinking Stroh’s Light.
Men with beards are coming to your town. So, wake the fuck up and get your shit straight.
And beard out, man! Don’t let anybody tell you you can’t!
Beard out, man! Let your face tell them just where you stand!
And beard out, guy! Say, “there’s a beard on my face, fucking FYI!”.
Beard out, man! Beard out! Beard out.
Men with beards are talking aloud rather boisterously and with confidence.
Men with beards are playing credit card roulette and giving their friends shit for texting their girlfriends.
Men with beards are drinking Dewar’s on the rocks and eating pork rinds and flipping you off.
Men with bears are coming to your town. . So, wake the fuck up and get your shit straight.
And beard out, man! Don’t let anybody tell you you can’t!
Beard out, man! Let your face tell them just where you stand!
And beard out, guy! Say, “there’s a beard on my face, fucking FYI!”.
Beard out, man! Beard out! Beard out.
Ahhh!!
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Adam PC Boston, Massachusetts
Adam PC is a rock band from Boston, MA specializing in catchy tunes and BS.
The band began as
the solo project of Adam Preston Cissell, who released two albums, Townie Does (2008) and Entendo Tapes (2009) on his own before asking the rest of the band members to join and play shows together live. As a full band, they recorded and released Orange Girls in March, 2012.
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